The reviews consistently criticize the Hokkien Mee for being bland, tasteless, and lacking authentic wok hei. Numerous comments highlight poorly cooked ingredients, overcooked noodles, and soggy textures. Several patrons are disappointed with the service and attitude of staff. Many feel the food is overpriced for its quality, with some describing it as a waste of money. Negative sentiment dominates, with some noting the dish as one of the worst they've ever experienced. While a few reviews mention reasonable portion sizes and some positive remarks on ingredients, overall, the consensus is unfavorable.