The reviews depict a mixed overall experience with the Hokkien mee at Lau Pa Sat. Many patrons complain about bland flavors, lack of wok hei, small portions, and long waiting times, with some labeling it as the worst they've had. Others appreciate the broth, sambal, or the traditional taste, highlighting inconsistency among different stalls or cooks. Several reviews mention poor service, hygiene concerns, and overpriced dishes that do not meet expectations. While some customers enjoy particular dishes like oyster omelette or char kway teow, negative comments heavily outweigh positive ones, pointing to a need for improved quality and consistency.